NAME: Dennis AGE: 18 HEIGHT: 5' 6" WEIGHT: 135 lb. FAVORITE FOOD: beans... baked beans, refried beans,
beans on toast, beans as a cereal topping, beans with
hummos.. MOST IMPORATANT THING FOR A GIRL TO HAVE IS: hair...
on her head THE PERFECT DATE WOULD BE: we would sit on a bearskin
rug by the fireplace, listen to my favorite Barry White
albums and get to know each other. Then we will proceed to
make sweet, sweet love, just like the seamonkeys do in my
aquarium.
Dennis is the man who brings in all the ladies. Girls from all over the San Francisco Bay Area come to BFE's shows just to see this perfect exhibit of masculinity. Panties thrown and scattered all over the stage is not an uncommon sight when Mr. Dennis steps up to the mic and prepares to sing his heart out. He is truly THE rock-and-roll icon for the 90's...
Dennis is also a vegetarian. That means he only eats beans and rice.