NAME: Paul AGE: 17 HEIGHT: 5'6" WEIGHT: 127 lb. FAVORITE FOOD: beer nuts and pizza THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR A GIRL TO HAVE IS: an
income big enough to support my extravagant
lifestyle... THE PERFECT DATE WOULD BE: a long walk on the beach
and a candlelight dinner
Paul is one of the founding members of BFE. He likes to consider himself as the "maniacal genius" behind BFE's "music". If you think that the band sucks, he is the guy to blame. Send all of your hatE-mail to bfeguy@hotmail.com.
If you are wondering why all of his songs are written about girls, that is because Paul is obsessed with what he doesn't understand. C'mon, Paul, get a clue! The reason why girls don't wanna go out with you is because you spend most of your free time by the creek poking sticks at small, furry, dead animals! Get a freakin' life! Loser!